You might be a South Indian if:

-You weave your head from side to side to indicate everything and anything having to do with things that will turnout all right, which thus far is everything and anything.

-You consider an outdoor wall to also be a public restroom, especially those walls within close proximity of a bus depot.

-You eat rice by mixing it with sauces and scooping it into your mouth with your right hand at least once a day.

-You get angry with rickshaw drivers not for driving too wildly, but for driving too slowly.

-You know an inordinate amount about yoga even if you don’t practice it, and you snicker at the notion of a “yoga mat.”

-You have a favorite tailor of whom you frequent regularly with fabrics you purchased at your favorite fabric shop.

-You have a mustache, or at least 90% of your male friends do.

-You own a motorcycle, or at least 90% of your male friends do.

-You’re used to ocean water being as warm as bathtub water.

-You receive at least 3 spam text messages a day.

-Anything less than 30 degrees C is comfortably cool.

-Road names mean nothing to you, and you give directions by referring to landmarks and then backseat driving the rest of the way.

-You only know of toilet paper and tissues because of Hollywood.

-Every piece of footwear you own is open-toed.